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Entry tags:	crossover, tenipuri, x

X/POT Fusion - So far...
Ok...I was supposed to have the first "chapter" of this done. But I kept writing different snippets instead. And since I don't even KNOW if I'll ever touch this again, I'm just going to POST the snippets. Not all of them, mind you, because some of them are quite...I don't even have the word for it!

So, ladies, leave your brains here and please proceed to the big yellow door with "CRACK" written all over it.

Title: XPOT (Untitled, really)
Author: No one...Oh alright...Wai
Pairings: Err, the "usual" pairings by X standards.
Genre: PURE CRACK
Warning: *pauses* Parody of X. Written because I'm frustrated. CLAMP should read this, weep and start writing X again.


The Cast so far (Subject to change. Suggestions welcomed)

Konoe - Ryuuzaki Sumire (Remember Konoe's clothes? *grins*)
Seishirou - Atobe Keigo
Nataku/Kazuki - Mizuki Hajime
Satsuki -
Yuuto -
Kusanagi -
Kakyou - Oishi Syuuichiro
Fuuma - Fuji Syuusuke

Hinoto - Ryuuzaki Sakuno
Kamui - Echizen Ryoma
Sorata - Momoshiro Takeshi
Arashi - Kamio Akira
Yuzuhira - Kaidoh Kaoru
Subaru - Tezuka Kunimitsu
Karen -
Aoki -


Daisuke -
Inuki - Karupin
Hokuto - Eiji
Kotori - Dan

---+---




This is the way the world ends...

It was a lively night in Tokyo, many were out in the streets, talking and laughing and having a generally good time. Atop Tokyo Tower, a single person stood, looking at the world below with mild disdain.

"So this is Tokyo." His tone uninterested, even as his golden eyes swept across the vast city below. "It's been a while."

And with that, Echizen leapt from the tower, black cape flying behind him like some form of twisted wings. He landed gracefully, in one piece and without a scratch. It was a feat that no ordinary person can do. Not without breaking every bone in their body and ultimately dying.

He leapt again, towards some trees. This time, however, he made a mistake and his cape was caught on one of the branches. He made a vague choking sound when he was pulled back and ended up hanging by his cape to a tree.

Some drunken person below pointed up at him and asked a friend why a bat was hanging from a tree.

Echizen put his face in his hand and groaned.



....Or not.




---+---




"You killed my sister." Kunimitsu said monotonously, as if he had just told Sakurazuka Atobe that the assassin had broken his toaster.

"Brother." Corrected Keigo with a smirk, inhaling another drag from his cigarette and then coughing loudly. "Damn it. Stupid cool image." He wheezed.

Kunimitsu stared at the cigarette between his own fingers and then took a long drag. He exhaled, blowing the smoke in Keigo's face. His rival began coughing again, choking.

"You did that on purpose!" He accused.

"Yes. I did." Keigo growled but adjusted his sunglasses instead.

"I did what I had to do." He said coolly. "It is my duty as the Sakurazuka."

"You killed my brother. You killed Eiji."

Keigo blinked. For a moment there, Kunimitsu sounded like a broken record player. "...Yes, you said that before, Kunimitsu-kun."

Finally, Kunimitsu twitched. "Don't call me that."

"But I used to call you that." Purred Keigo. "Kunimitsu-kun. You were such a cute little kid." Kunimitsu sighed, placing two fingers on his temple as he felt a headache coming.

"Keigo, you're only a couple of days older than me."

"It doesn't matter, damn it! I'm older!"




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"At least I used to make you dress normally!" Eiji protested loudly.

"Eiji..."

"Don't 'Eiji' me, 'Mitsu-chan! Look at how you dress now!"

"What's wrong with the way I dress?"

"Seriously, Kunimitsu...Lavender? Who do you think you are, Keigo-chan?"

"Hey!" The assassin protested, but he immediately shut up when Eiji glared at him.

"Oh don't YOU say anything Mister! It's bad enough that you're ruining my brother's fashion sense, you made him start smoking too!" Eiji paused, pointing at him and screeched louder. "And you don't even like to smoke!"

The two older men winced. They forgot how loud Eiji can be at times.

"It's bad enough that you had to put your hand through my chest like I'm a yakitori side dish, you had to complain for hours how my blood ruined your suit and how it was going to cost you a fortune to have it dry cleaned."

"It did." Atobe muttered petulantly.




---+---



It's a tragic story


"You killed Taichi!"

"He's rather clingy, don't you think?"

Ryoma blinked. "Oh yeah, that's true." He paused, shrugging. "Then I guess it's alright."

"ECHIZEN!" Chorused the Seals.

"What? It's true!"


...Well...it's suppose to be...



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Echizen took one look at Syuusuke, blinked and then turned to look at Momoshirou. "How can you tell if he's evil or not? He still has that same bloody smile!"

"Eheh...Well can't you see that it looks a little more evil this time?" Momo asked weakly, pointing at Syuusuke who was still smiling the same charming smile.

Arashi, err, Kamio smacked his forehead in frustration. After a moment, he conjured his sword out of the palm of his hand and began wagging it at Ryoma. "Listen here, brat, THAT is evil, OK? YOU, save world. THAT, destroy. UNDERSTAND?"

Ryoma looked at the sword with disinterest even as Momo scrambled frantically away from Kamio who started to wave the sword wildly. "I told you before, I have no intentions of saving this world. I have no intentions of being KAMUI either. My name is Ryoma."

"GAH!" Kamio screeched loudly, lunging at Echizen. Fortunately, Momo grabbed him just in time.

"Wah! Nee-san, don't do it!" It seemed as if Momo didn't realize what he just said until Kamio became very, very still. And very quiet. And then the redhead in Momo's arms twitched.

"N-Nee-san?" He asked, turning around slowly to fix a threatening glare at Momo. "I'm not a girl, you bastard!"

"SHIT! Don't kill me you lunatic Seal! I'm suppose to give up my life protecting you! You're not suppose to kill me!"


It's a story of...of...


"Everyone! Please!" Kakyou Syuichirou called out. For a moment, everyone stopped bickering. The Dreamseer sighed. "How am I suppose to tell this tragic story when all you do is fight? And you don't even stick to the script!"

Someone snorted. "Who's the bald guy?"

"I'm not bald!"

"Hey, isn't Kakyou suppose to have long, flowing hair?"

"Oishiiiii! Where's your wig?"

"My wig...huh? Aaaaaah!"





X POT 0 - END?



Wai not crazy. Err, maybe.